i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I don't deserve a penis
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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