so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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