sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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