just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
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I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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