a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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