I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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