His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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