Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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