i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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