thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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