Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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