Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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