I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
You pole danced in your parka.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
