I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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