You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
