They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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