i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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