So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.