I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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