Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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