well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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