You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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