I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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