But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
My balls are so social today.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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