Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
My penis needs a shock collar
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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