I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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