I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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