You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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