please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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