hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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