Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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