whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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