My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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