So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
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Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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