talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i believe in u and ur pee
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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