On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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