I cockslap morals
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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