On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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