I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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