Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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