Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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