I'm drive I can fine osifer
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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