Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
She announced her abortion via fbk
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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