Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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