to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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