I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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