The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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