question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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