So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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