he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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