I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize