If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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