whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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