She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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