she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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